Hey . . .

Ermm . . Dulu blog ni ade game , tpi aq da buang semua . . Sebab ? Sebab loading lambat sgt . .  . Alaaa , lgi pon game x best . Skarang lmbt skit la sebab ade HotFm . HotFm tu utk korang x boring dgn blog nie . Okay , that's enough , i have nothing to say anymore tonight . 

Facebook Chat Specials...

Aaa...Ary nie ade smileys baru untuk diletakkan di Facebook chat...

WOW ! Tulisan FB Warna - Warni

Sekarang ni, aq nak tunjukkan macam mana nak buat tulisan facebook jadi warna-warni. Tengok gambar kat bawah ni:

Okay. First, copy URL kat bawah ni..:

javascript:i=0;c=["red","green","blue","yellow","magenta","orang e"," pink","violet","almond","amber","aqua","azure","gray","aureolin","turquoise","eletric green","folly","fuchsia","lavender"]; a=document.links;setInterval('i++;a[i % document.links.length].style.color=c[i % c.length]',1);void(0); alert("-=Colorful Facebook, Ikhlas daripada HaifaToMay ^_^=-")

Yang kedua, highlight korang punya "www.facebook.com"(<<<< bukan yang ni ). Then, pastekan kat URL anda tu dan jangan lupa tekan ENTER...

Note: Colourful Link ni cuma sekejap jer... contoh klu korang pergi ke tempat lain(friends, page) ia akan kembali kepada asal semula...

Note: Tekan butang 'Home' pada keyboard korang and tengok klu kat depan tuh ade tulis ''javascript:'' atau tak... Klu x de, tmbah '' javascript: ''...

Selamat mencuba... 

Interesting Facts!

• 'Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
• 'Lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)
• The longest one-syllable word in the English language is 'screeched'
• 'Underground' is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und".
• Our eyes are always the same size from birth, our nose and ears never stop growing.(Imagine that!)
• the words 'racecar', 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you are going to try this out).                                                               
• It is impossible to say 'hum' if your nose is plugged. 
• Hippo's milk is pink.
• For most people, no matter how hard you pinch the skin on 
•  your elbow with your fingers it doesn't hurt. 
• If you eat lots of carrots, you'll start to turn orange. 
• A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't. 
• The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven. 
• Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
• 99% of people cannot lick their elbow.
• Farts are flammable. 
• Ice Cream is chinese food! 
•  Blueberry juice boosts memory. 
•  Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight! 
•  In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off". 
• 30% of Chinese adults live with their parents. 
• The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles. 
•  A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans. 
•  A group of officers is called a mess. 
•  To sell your home faster, and for more money, paint it yellow. 
• 'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'. 
• Almonds are members of the peach family.  
• There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.  
• The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis'. The only other word with the same amount of letters is 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses', its plural. 
• An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. 
• Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. 
• A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. 
• It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. 
• The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable. (Understand it?)
• Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards.
• A snail can sleep for three years.  
• Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. 
• Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10. (You love cats? Ah, you must to know this if you love them and them carefully)
• There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."  
• There is a word in the English language with only one vowel, which occurs five times: "indivisibility." 
• Did you know that crocodiles never outgrow the pool in which they live? 
• That means that if you put a baby croc in an aquarium, it would be little for the rest of its life. 
• Rats and horses can't vomit.
• The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
• If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. 
• If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and you'll die.(So, dont you dare to try it!)
• If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. 
• Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. 
• Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
• A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. (Weird isn't it?)
• Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. 
• The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.(Ever heard of this thing before?)
• The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. (Hahaha... I suggest  you not to smoke.)
• Pearls melt in vinegar. (I challenge you to try this.)
• And, the best for last.....Turtles can breathe through their butts. 

Thanks for read!

Huruf warna-warni, emoticons and more...on Facebook chat only

Icon Huruf:
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[[344113652270150]] = B
[[157919817645224]] = C
[[164461493653696]] = D
[[196752423751220]] = E
[[301630573215430]] = F
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[[309221402452022]] = N
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Emotion Faceboook Chat:
[[243344945733611]] = Repost
[[mahochat]] = Maho
[[203443053077888]] = I Love Kaskus
[[205827876172490]] = Bingung
[[261018420628968]] = Thumbs
[[328740787138287]] = Nope
[[296027833771776]] = Capede
[[311851138846391]] = Alay
[[guengakak]] = Ngakak
[[midfing]] = Middle Finger
[[iidislyk]] = Dislike Symbol
[[roxsign]] = Rock Hand
Cartoon:
Angry Bird--> [[166456416741199]]
Shin Chan --> [[196431117116365]]
Doraemon --> [[155393057897143]]
Spongebob --> [[334954663181745]]
Domo --> [[250128751720149]]
Sonic --> [[120219704713360]]
Pooh --> [[123363421035031]]
Piglet --> [[132045620187428]]
Ultraman --> [[147290738648754]]
Bleach --> [[40134995667]]
Justin Bieber --> [[199705483893]]
Adidas --> [[111751548879681]]
BoBoiBoy --> [[110056482412380]]
Mickey Mouse --> [[297035248728]]
Greyson Chance --> [[239842169376590]] 
Rage Faces:
[[171108522930776]] = trollface
[[foreveralonecomics]] = forever alone.
[[MegustaMeMe]] = Me Gusta.
[[149333368464171]] = Yao.
[[145768898802324]] = FUUUUUU.
[[168456309878025]] = LoL.
[[FapFapFapFap.B]] = Fap Fap Fap Fap.
[[106043532814443]] = Y U NO.
[[214457085240151]] = Nothing to do here.
[[129627277060203]] = Poker Face.
[[160723207280093]] = Are you f*cking kidding me?
[[ChallengeAceptado]] = challenge Accepted.See More.


Icon Kartun:
[[249199828481201]] - Konata Izumi
[[250128751720149]] - Domo Kun
[[223328504409723]] - Gintoki Sakata
[[236147243124900]] - Pokeball
[[326134990738733]] - Pikachu
[[155393057897143]] - Doraemon
[[224502284290679]] - Nobita
[[144685078974802]] - Mojacko
[[334954663181745]] - Spongebob
[[196431117116365]] - Shin chan
[[148935948523684]] - Pedo Bear
[[269153023141273]] - Poring

Icon yang lain:
[[yahoo]]
[[google]]
[[facebook]]
[[kaskus]]
[[amazon]]
[[youtube]]
[[googlechrome]]
[[opera]]
[[internetexplorer]]
[[flock]]
[[microsoft]]
[[microsoftword]]
[[microsoftexcel]]
[[microsoftpowerpoint]]
[[megaxus]]
[[grandchase]]
[[indovision]]
[[history]]
[[sony]]
[[nokia]]
[[telkomsel]]
[[windows]]
[[transformer]]
[[itones]]
[[photosop]]

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Yg ni apa pulak? Mai cuba try test tengok...
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If you can read this, you're awesome and talented.

Cari kesalahannya....

Can you find the mistake??

Google yang menarik...

Buka Google... Then,

1. Type in "blackle" and click on "I'm feeling lucky"

2. Type in "googoth" and click on "I'm felling lucky"

3. Type in "google my way" and click on "I'm feeling lucky"

4. Type in "gogle guitar" and click on "I'm feeling lucky"
5. Type in "let it snow" and hit enter. Then wait for a minute.

Guru dan Murid...

Kelas Matematik...

Guru : Ok murid². Hari ni, kita akan belajar matematik.
Murid² : Baik cikgu.
Guru : Jika makcik kamu memberikan kamu 3 biji gula², di tambah lagi dgn 5 biji gula², jawabnya apa, murid²??
Murid2 : "TERIMA KASIH, MAKCIK".
Guru : (Aku ajar Matematik, bukan Bahasa Melayu...tapi kena bagitahu cikgu BM nih...)

Bilik guru...

MT:Nih... ko taw x yg anak murid ko tuh pandai berbudi bahasa?

BM:X pon...ape yg ko tanye?

MT:"Jika makcik kamu memberikan kamu 3 biji gula², di tambah lagi dgn 5 biji gula², jawabnya apa, murid²??" mereka jawab "TERIMA KASIH, MAKCIK"

BM:Ow...aq try tnya depa sekali lagi tengok.

Kelas B. Melayu

Guru   : Ok murid², hari ni kita belajar Bahasa Melayu, k?

Murid²: Baik, cikgu.

Guru   : Jika makcik kamu memberikan kamu 3 biji gula², di tambah lagi dgn 5 biji gula², jawabnya apa, murid²??

Murid²: Lapan, cikgu!

Guru:.....=.='....(Aku ajar Bahasa Melayu, bukan Matematik...Grrr...Cikgu MT diorang nak kena nih...)

Along rindukan ciuman Mak...

Mak...

Mak ingat tak masa kecik-kecik dulu, Mak selalu cium Along.

Along suka sangat bila Mak cium Along…Along pun cium Mak balik.

Along cakap “Mak… Along sayang sangat kat Mak”

Mak balas “Mak tak sayang Along pun”

Along merajuk sebab Mak cakap macam tu.

Lalu Mak peluk dan cium-cium pipi Along sambil berkata

“Mesti la Mak sayang Anak Mak…Mak Bergurau jela…”

Along senyum dan membalas ciuman dan pelukan Mak…

Along riiiiiindu sangat kenangan tu...

Bila Along masuk sekolah darjah 1…

Pagi-pagi Mak hantar Along pergi sekolah..

Depan pintu pagar sekolah turun kereta,

Mak peluk dan Mak cium Along macam Along pergi sekolah tak balik-balik dah lepas tu… Along pun membalas ciuman Mak sambil ucap “Along sayang Mak”

Sekarang Along dah sekolah menengah….

Mak cium Along depan pagar sekolah.

Along cakap kat Mak, “Mak, besok Mak cium Along dalam kereta je la ek….”

Mak senyum. Mulai hari tu Mak cium Along dalam kereta je…

Semalam Along dilantik jadi Ketua PKBM sekolah.

Mak hantar Along pergi sekolah

Bila Mak nak cium Along dalam kereta Along cakap,

“Mak…Along segan la Mak cium Along…nanti kawan-kawan ejek Along…diorang kata "muka ganas, tapi manja (anak mak)” Mak Senyum.

Mulai hari itu Mak tak lagi cium Along bila hantar pergi sekolah….

Kenangan ni sudah 15 tahun berlalu Mak….

Sudah lama Mak tak cium Along, Along tak cium Mak.

Along rindu ciuman Mak. Along rindu nak cium Mak.

Hari ni, Along cium Mak banyak-banyak.

Along peluk Mak erat-erat tapi Mak tak balas ciuman Along.

Walaupun Mak tak balas ciuman Along,

Along terus cium Mak banyak-banyak sebab Along tahu, selepas ini tiada lagi peluang Along untuk cium Mak.

Along sayang Mak….

Lawak Bodo

SAM: Kenapa kamu cakap minum susu segar boleh bawa maut?

DOL: Sebab semalam semasa aku tengah minum,lembu tu terajang aku. Nasib baik tak mati.

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SAM: Apasal ko marah kat tokey kedai 2 Ringgit tu?

DOL: Sebab dia tipu. Aku beli 3 barang dia mintak 6 ringgit. Kata kedai 2 Ringgit

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SAM: Kau kata binatang peliharaan kau mati lemas? Mana kau tau dia mati lemas?

DOL: Sebab aku bela ikan emas. aku jumpa ia mati dalam air!

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SAM: Semalam aku nampak hantu!

DOL: Uih! kau terkejut tak?

SAM: Taklah.... hantu tu yang terkejut tengok aku.

DOL: Mana kau tahu?

SAM: Aku tengok muka dia pucat semacam jer....

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SAM: Apasal kopi yang kau buat ni rasa masin?

DOL: Gula dah habis!

SAM: Yang kau pergi campur garam apasal?

DOL:Kan aku kata, sebab gula dah habislah

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SAM: Aku tengok kau beberapa hari ini "candle light dinner" dengan bini kau, mesti dia suka.

DOL: Dia marahlah. Aku lupa nak bayar bil elektrik, api rumah aku dah kena potong!

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SAM: Aku ada AIDS? mana ada...

DOL: Aku baca 1 dari 10 orang kat Negara ni ada aids. Aku dah tanya 9 orang, semua tak ada aids, kau orang ke 10, tak payah tanya, aku dah tahu...

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SAM: Dol, aku dengar bunyi batuk kau makin teruk!

DOL: Iya ke? kalau macamni aku kena banyak berlatih agar dapat batuk dengan lebih baik lagi.

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SAM: Dah dua kali perompak yang sama datang merompak kedai kita.

DOL: Tu lah aku dah cakap kat kau,jangan pasang signboard "SILA DATANG LAGI"

Gedung

     Pda sua2 hri,sebuah gedung mengadakan jualan mrah.Berpusu-pusu org ramai ingin memasuki gedung tersbut,sehgga ada yg beratur seawl 6 pgi wlaupun gedung tersebut dibka pda jam 8.30 pgi...

     Seorg lelaki dgn slmbanya berjln mnju ke dpn.Mlgnya blum smpat smpai,seorg lelaki di dpnnya

 menolknya ke blakg smbil mmrhi...

     "Jgn ptong brsanlah!!"jerkahnya...

     Lelaki trsbut bgun smula dan cba mnuju ke dpn smula ttpi dy dtmbuk shgga terjtuh.stlh bbrpa kli

 ggl utk ke brisn dpn,akhirnya dgn nda mrah dy berkta..

      "Klu sya x bleh ke dpn,mcm mnasya nk bka pin2 gedung ni?!"

     Alamk,tauke kedai rupanya.hehehe...

Polis dan Orang Asli

Orang Asli  :Selamat pagi,tuan.

Polis          :Selamat pagi.Apa hal?

Orang Asli  :Saya nak buat report,tuan.

Polis          :Pasal apa tu?

Orang Asli  :Kawan saya di baham harimau.

Polis          :Pukul berapa?

Orang Asli  :Dia tak pukul,terkam!

Polis          :Habis tu?

Orang Asli  :Tak habis,tinggal kepala.

Polis          :Eh,tak paham rupanya.

Kisah Nenek

Nenek 1 :Aku ni teruk betul la,kalau aku letak satu barang tu,aku dah tak ingat kat mana aku letak.

Nenek 2 :Itu kira OK dah tu.Aku lagi teruk,kalau aku turun tangga ke naik tangga dan tiba-tiba aku berhenti,aku dah tak ingat aku turun ke naik.

Nenek 3 :Apa la hangpa semua nih.Aku yang yau dari kamu semua pun masih OK lagi (ketawa sambil tangan mengetuk-ngetuk meja).

Tiba-tiba nenek ketiga tadi terdiam.

Nenek 3 :Shhh,!Eh,siapa yang ketuk pintu tadi?

Nenek 1&2:Ermm...dia teruk lagi rupanya..!!