Icon Huruf:
[[244961858909298]] = A
[[344113652270150]] = B
[[157919817645224]] = C
[[164461493653696]] = D
[[196752423751220]] = E
[[301630573215430]] = F
[[251496118250464]] = G
[[266394220086654]] = H
[[164866556948132]] = I
[[180599335371968]] = J
[[209067005843651]] = K
[[238594039545396]] = L
[[147702285338528]] = M
[[309221402452022]] = N
[[180901405340714]] = O
[[246506925416551]] = P
[[333343613344059]] = Q
[[123128367803569]] = R
[[316143388416019]] = S
[[334073456605673]] = T
[[199626093460643]] = U
[[224202614323263]] = V
[[157919817645224]] = W
[[205228226232732]] = X
[[142420399202282]] = Y
[[224202614323263]] = Z
Emotion Faceboook Chat:
[[243344945733611]] = Repost
[[mahochat]] = Maho
[[203443053077888]] = I Love Kaskus
[[205827876172490]] = Bingung
[[261018420628968]] = Thumbs
[[328740787138287]] = Nope
[[296027833771776]] = Capede
[[311851138846391]] = Alay
[[guengakak]] = Ngakak
[[midfing]] = Middle Finger
[[iidislyk]] = Dislike Symbol
[[roxsign]] = Rock Hand
Cartoon:
Angry Bird--> [[166456416741199]]
Shin Chan --> [[196431117116365]]
Doraemon --> [[155393057897143]]
Spongebob --> [[334954663181745]]
Domo --> [[250128751720149]]
Sonic --> [[120219704713360]]
Pooh --> [[123363421035031]]
Piglet --> [[132045620187428]]
Ultraman --> [[147290738648754]]
Bleach --> [[40134995667]]
Justin Bieber --> [[199705483893]]
Adidas --> [[111751548879681]]
BoBoiBoy --> [[110056482412380]]
Mickey Mouse --> [[297035248728]]
Greyson Chance --> [[239842169376590]]
Rage Faces:
[[171108522930776]] = trollface
[[foreveralonecomics]] = forever alone.
[[MegustaMeMe]] = Me Gusta.
[[149333368464171]] = Yao.
[[145768898802324]] = FUUUUUU.
[[168456309878025]] = LoL.
[[FapFapFapFap.B]] = Fap Fap Fap Fap.
[[106043532814443]] = Y U NO.
[[214457085240151]] = Nothing to do here.
[[129627277060203]] = Poker Face.
[[160723207280093]] = Are you f*cking kidding me?
[[ChallengeAceptado]] = challenge Accepted.See More.
Icon Kartun:
[[249199828481201]] - Konata Izumi
[[250128751720149]] - Domo Kun
[[223328504409723]] - Gintoki Sakata
[[236147243124900]] - Pokeball
[[326134990738733]] - Pikachu
[[155393057897143]] - Doraemon
[[224502284290679]] - Nobita
[[144685078974802]] - Mojacko
[[334954663181745]] - Spongebob
[[196431117116365]] - Shin chan
[[148935948523684]] - Pedo Bear
[[269153023141273]] - Poring
Icon yang lain:
[[yahoo]]
[[google]]
[[facebook]]
[[kaskus]]
[[amazon]]
[[youtube]]
[[googlechrome]]
[[opera]]
[[internetexplorer]]
[[flock]]
[[microsoft]]
[[microsoftword]]
[[microsoftexcel]]
[[microsoftpowerpoint]]
[[megaxus]]
[[grandchase]]
[[indovision]]
[[history]]
[[sony]]
[[nokia]]
[[telkomsel]]
[[windows]]
[[transformer]]
[[itones]]
[[photosop]]
Knal Me Gusta? Klu x knal copy benda ni dan hantar kat facebook chat...[[293943390640881]] [[293944357307451]] [[293944767307410]]
[[293945010640719]] [[293945623973991]] [[293945800640640]]
[[293946030640617]] [[293946127307274]] [[293946297307257]]
Nah, lagi besar....[[293955833972970]] [[293955850639635]] [[293955873972966]] [[293955920639628]] [[293956017306285]]
[[293956043972949]] [[293956060639614]] [[293956087306278]] [[293956100639610]] [[293956107306276]]
[[293956117306275]] [[293956127306274]] [[293956147306272]] [[293956220639598]] [[293956283972925]]
[[293956303972923]] [[293956327306254]] [[293956350639585]] [[293956370639583]] [[293956450639575]]
[[293956570639563]] [[293956620639558]] [[293956677306219]] [[293956710639549]] [[293956767306210]]
Yg ni apa pulak? Mai cuba try test tengok...
[[554569874576218]] [[554569877909551]] [[554569871242885]] [[554569881242884]] [[554569867909552]]
[[554569957909543]] [[554569961242876]] [[554569964576209]] [[554569954576210]] [[554569967909542]]
[[554570051242867]] [[554570041242868]] [[554570044576201]] [[554570054576200]] [[554570047909534]]
[[554570154576190]] [[554570167909522]] [[554570164576189]] [[554570161242856]] [[554570157909523]]
[[554570261242846]] [[554570264576179]] [[554570267909512]] [[554570257909513]] [[554570271242845]]
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Google yang menarik...
Buka Google... Then,
1. Type in "blackle" and click on "I'm feeling lucky"
2. Type in "googoth" and click on "I'm felling lucky"
3. Type in "google my way" and click on "I'm feeling lucky"
4. Type in "gogle guitar" and click on "I'm feeling lucky"
5. Type in "let it snow" and hit enter. Then wait for a minute.
5. Type in "let it snow" and hit enter. Then wait for a minute.
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Guru dan Murid...
Kelas Matematik...
Guru : Ok murid². Hari ni, kita akan belajar matematik.
Murid² : Baik cikgu.
Guru : Jika makcik kamu memberikan kamu 3 biji gula², di tambah lagi dgn 5 biji gula², jawabnya apa, murid²??
Murid2 : "TERIMA KASIH, MAKCIK".
Guru : (Aku ajar Matematik, bukan Bahasa Melayu...tapi kena bagitahu cikgu BM nih...)
Murid² : Baik cikgu.
Guru : Jika makcik kamu memberikan kamu 3 biji gula², di tambah lagi dgn 5 biji gula², jawabnya apa, murid²??
Murid2 : "TERIMA KASIH, MAKCIK".
Guru : (Aku ajar Matematik, bukan Bahasa Melayu...tapi kena bagitahu cikgu BM nih...)
Bilik guru...
MT:Nih... ko taw x yg anak murid ko tuh pandai berbudi bahasa?
BM:X pon...ape yg ko tanye?
MT:"Jika makcik kamu memberikan kamu 3 biji gula², di tambah lagi dgn 5 biji gula², jawabnya apa, murid²??" mereka jawab "TERIMA KASIH, MAKCIK"
BM:Ow...aq try tnya depa sekali lagi tengok.
Kelas B. Melayu
Guru : Ok murid², hari ni kita belajar Bahasa Melayu, k?
Murid²: Baik, cikgu.
Guru : Jika makcik kamu memberikan kamu 3 biji gula², di tambah lagi dgn 5 biji gula², jawabnya apa, murid²??
Murid²: Lapan, cikgu!
Guru:.....=.='....(Aku ajar Bahasa Melayu, bukan Matematik...Grrr...Cikgu MT diorang nak kena nih...)
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Along rindukan ciuman Mak...
Mak...
Mak ingat tak masa kecik-kecik dulu, Mak selalu cium Along.
Along suka sangat bila Mak cium Along…Along pun cium Mak balik.
Along cakap “Mak… Along sayang sangat kat Mak”
Mak balas “Mak tak sayang Along pun”
Along merajuk sebab Mak cakap macam tu.
Lalu Mak peluk dan cium-cium pipi Along sambil berkata
“Mesti la Mak sayang Anak Mak…Mak Bergurau jela…”
Along senyum dan membalas ciuman dan pelukan Mak…
Along riiiiiindu sangat kenangan tu...
Bila Along masuk sekolah darjah 1…
Pagi-pagi Mak hantar Along pergi sekolah..
Depan pintu pagar sekolah turun kereta,
Mak peluk dan Mak cium Along macam Along pergi sekolah tak balik-balik dah lepas tu… Along pun membalas ciuman Mak sambil ucap “Along sayang Mak”
Sekarang Along dah sekolah menengah….
Mak cium Along depan pagar sekolah.
Along cakap kat Mak, “Mak, besok Mak cium Along dalam kereta je la ek….”
Mak senyum. Mulai hari tu Mak cium Along dalam kereta je…
Semalam Along dilantik jadi Ketua PKBM sekolah.
Mak hantar Along pergi sekolah
Bila Mak nak cium Along dalam kereta Along cakap,
“Mak…Along segan la Mak cium Along…nanti kawan-kawan ejek Along…diorang kata "muka ganas, tapi manja (anak mak)” Mak Senyum.
Mulai hari itu Mak tak lagi cium Along bila hantar pergi sekolah….
Kenangan ni sudah 15 tahun berlalu Mak….
Sudah lama Mak tak cium Along, Along tak cium Mak.
Along rindu ciuman Mak. Along rindu nak cium Mak.
Hari ni, Along cium Mak banyak-banyak.
Along peluk Mak erat-erat tapi Mak tak balas ciuman Along.
Walaupun Mak tak balas ciuman Along,
Along terus cium Mak banyak-banyak sebab Along tahu, selepas ini tiada lagi peluang Along untuk cium Mak.
Along sayang Mak….
Lawak Bodo
SAM: Kenapa kamu cakap minum susu segar boleh bawa maut?
DOL: Sebab semalam semasa aku tengah minum,lembu tu terajang aku. Nasib baik tak mati.
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SAM: Apasal ko marah kat tokey kedai 2 Ringgit tu?
DOL: Sebab dia tipu. Aku beli 3 barang dia mintak 6 ringgit. Kata kedai 2 Ringgit
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SAM: Kau kata binatang peliharaan kau mati lemas? Mana kau tau dia mati lemas?
DOL: Sebab aku bela ikan emas. aku jumpa ia mati dalam air!
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SAM: Semalam aku nampak hantu!
DOL: Uih! kau terkejut tak?
SAM: Taklah.... hantu tu yang terkejut tengok aku.
DOL: Mana kau tahu?
SAM: Aku tengok muka dia pucat semacam jer....
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SAM: Apasal kopi yang kau buat ni rasa masin?
DOL: Gula dah habis!
SAM: Yang kau pergi campur garam apasal?
DOL:Kan aku kata, sebab gula dah habislah
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SAM: Aku tengok kau beberapa hari ini "candle light dinner" dengan bini kau, mesti dia suka.
DOL: Dia marahlah. Aku lupa nak bayar bil elektrik, api rumah aku dah kena potong!
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SAM: Aku ada AIDS? mana ada...
DOL: Aku baca 1 dari 10 orang kat Negara ni ada aids. Aku dah tanya 9 orang, semua tak ada aids, kau orang ke 10, tak payah tanya, aku dah tahu...
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SAM: Dol, aku dengar bunyi batuk kau makin teruk!
DOL: Iya ke? kalau macamni aku kena banyak berlatih agar dapat batuk dengan lebih baik lagi.
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SAM: Dah dua kali perompak yang sama datang merompak kedai kita.
DOL: Tu lah aku dah cakap kat kau,jangan pasang signboard "SILA DATANG LAGI"
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